No
red noses at the Radley Lakes!

...
only red faces and bloodstained hands.
This is
Kelly the Scarecrow amidst the devastation illegally
wreaked by RWE npower on swan's island at Thrupp Lake.
Kelly the Scarecrow's job was to frighten off the swans
who want to (re)build their nest at this spot, the spot
where they have nested every year for many many years.
(We did
wonder whether this photograph might infringe npower's
injunction, which is supposedly to prevent harassment
of npower employees and contractors. We think it's a
pity that the local people and wildlife can't avail
themselves of the same rights...
Our Legal
Beagles have advised us that the injunction does not
apply to scarecrows, however long their arms!)
RWE npower
were a sponsor of Red Nose Day.
Well, the
swans were not terribly impressed by Kelly and have
now moved onto the adjacent isthmus, which is why npower
have put up signs and barriers to keep people and their
pets out of this area. Nesting swans can get very aggressive
and can inflict quite serious injury with their powerful
wings, so it is best to keep out of their way. Children
particularly should not venture anywhere near them.
This is not a satisfactory arrangement, either
for users of the lakeside paths or for the swans. The
swans will clearly need to be found better premises
in future years, something that npower's all-knowing
ecologists should have thought of before they
destroyed the swans' original nest site.
Kelly the
Scarecrow has meanwhile moved on to other more pressing
duties in npower's ailing and beleaguered public relations
department. |